I love my hometown newspaper. I read it every day online. It's like getting the Onion seven times a week.

I used to write movie reviews for the paper when I was in high school. They are embarrassing to read now. But are they this embarrassing?:

http://www.thepampanews.com/articles/2008/08/22/news/6news.txt

(Nice photo choice, btw. Heh.)

This is an all purpose John Cougar Mellencamp song I cooked up. Thanks to Matt Cooper for the playing and production. Download and enjoy!