"UNIQUE VISITORS"
I don't want those. Not in my life, or at my website. No, I'm after "Ordinary Visitors."
Yes, "Ordinary Visitors" are the unsung heroes that make the internet work! Yeah, the people in their underwear and panties (what a word!) 'surfing' the web for 'fun' and 'excitement' that have no influence on the opinions of others whatsoever! Yeah, you! You're probably an "Ordinary Visitor," and you don't even know it. You could well be part of my desired demographic! Welcome!
Almost 100 million people watched the Superbowl yesterday. That's a lot. But I don't want those people to look at my site. They're too unique. They go to parties to watch football and chuckle at commercials, and will maybe buy a Pepsi as a result of seeing Justin Timberlake sucking on one. (A "Pepsi.")
No, I'm going after the other 200 million people in America! They're a much larger group who were probably spending their time on a riverboat tour, scrapbooking or taking their kids to see "Hannah Montana in 3-D." They are ordinaire. They don't care about those wacky commercials "EVERYONE will be talking about today around the water cooler." They don't even have water coolers! They're the rebels I'm after!
OOOH! What about the two thirds of Americans who DON'T vote? They make up the largest bloc of political power in our country. They're movers and shakers, by virtue of neither moving nor shaking. It's awe inspiring. Those are the ones I want to read this.
Viva La "Ordinary Visitors!" You've found your virtual home!
(Please wipe your feet.)
Yes, "Ordinary Visitors" are the unsung heroes that make the internet work! Yeah, the people in their underwear and panties (what a word!) 'surfing' the web for 'fun' and 'excitement' that have no influence on the opinions of others whatsoever! Yeah, you! You're probably an "Ordinary Visitor," and you don't even know it. You could well be part of my desired demographic! Welcome!
Almost 100 million people watched the Superbowl yesterday. That's a lot. But I don't want those people to look at my site. They're too unique. They go to parties to watch football and chuckle at commercials, and will maybe buy a Pepsi as a result of seeing Justin Timberlake sucking on one. (A "Pepsi.")
No, I'm going after the other 200 million people in America! They're a much larger group who were probably spending their time on a riverboat tour, scrapbooking or taking their kids to see "Hannah Montana in 3-D." They are ordinaire. They don't care about those wacky commercials "EVERYONE will be talking about today around the water cooler." They don't even have water coolers! They're the rebels I'm after!
OOOH! What about the two thirds of Americans who DON'T vote? They make up the largest bloc of political power in our country. They're movers and shakers, by virtue of neither moving nor shaking. It's awe inspiring. Those are the ones I want to read this.
Viva La "Ordinary Visitors!" You've found your virtual home!
(Please wipe your feet.)